Meeze Be Tumblin'

February 15
I hope this kitty found love for V-day.  catpersonals: Oh hello! I didn’t see you there, as you were hidden by my haphazardly-stacked piles of leather-bound books topped with taxidermy birds. I have just returned from a sojourn in the Afrikas and have many hand-woven baskets to show for it. Allow me to make you a traditional tribal meal which we will eat with our hands, sitting down on overstuffed cushions in the middle of my living room while I regale you with tales of my travels and many esoteric academic degrees! Later I will stimulate you sexually to the melodic styling of the always inimitable Dave Matthews Band. Let’s begin our love affair!

I hope this kitty found love for V-day. 

catpersonals:

Oh hello! I didn’t see you there, as you were hidden by my haphazardly-stacked piles of leather-bound books topped with taxidermy birds. I have just returned from a sojourn in the Afrikas and have many hand-woven baskets to show for it. Allow me to make you a traditional tribal meal which we will eat with our hands, sitting down on overstuffed cushions in the middle of my living room while I regale you with tales of my travels and many esoteric academic degrees! Later I will stimulate you sexually to the melodic styling of the always inimitable Dave Matthews Band. Let’s begin our love affair!