Delicious Food or Obnoxious Vampires? YOU DECIDE!
One of my most vivid food memories is seeing mashed potatoes on my plate peppered with sparkly, toxic Teflon® flakes that had been whipped into them as the mixer scraped the finish off the pan. You know what else sparkles? Emo vampires like that asshole Marcel from Top Chef. Take your hipster foam and cram it in your pants, you pretentious douche. It’s not rocket science, but it’s science, nonetheless. DON’T EAT SPARKLY TOXIC FLAKES!
Another heart warming PSA from classyfoodmofo.
